Just used Pythagorean Theorem and algebra to calculate the largest TV my parents can fit on their shelf.
I will never not feel like the word “enrobed” is at least a little perverted-sounding.
- [a woman just gave birth]: OC do not steal
I’m packing some cold pizza in my lunch because America means freedom, and freedom means never having to ask “why.”
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Indeed. On this day I am a proud/hysterical with laughter aunt.
On an unrelated not, my nephew got in trouble today for intentionally farting on another student. If that’s not going to make an awesomely embarrassing story for future dinners with his girlfriend, then I don’t know what is.
I am very depressed sometimes, perhaps most of the time. But I’m also simultaneously in awe of the beauty and balance and majesty of the universe. Of well-worded books and exactly symmetrical leaves and ancient winter stars and warm little cat feet. So I am going to decide, for the hundredth time, that all that tenuous perfection is probably worth the worst darkness. I think I’ll be fine as long as I don’t lose my sense of wonder.
I would like some Supernatural wallpapers and also some buckets for my tears, please.
I am currently applying burn lotion to my cat’s paw because he tried to jump into my lap but there was already pizza there.