There’s no security check point. If it didn’t kill you on the drive to the airport, we figure it probably won’t kill you on the plane either.
I literally can’t fly anymore without first reading Seanbaby’s manifesto on modern plane travel. It makes any trip go a thousand times better. (Warning: Obscene, offensive and hilarious).
(Bye, everyone! I love you all so much! Don’t change while I’m gone, okay? I hope all of you have a fantastic week!)
(Source: nydotr, via thisisdarrelsblog)
IT’S OKAY TO USE “SAID” A WHOLE DAMN BUNCH.
IT’S OKAY TO USE PRONOUNS REPEATEDLY SO LONG AS YOU STRUCTURE YOUR SENTENCES SO AS TO KEEP IT FROM BEING CONFUSING
FUCK, IT’S EVEN OKAY TO USE COMMON SAYINGS AND CLICHES SPARINGLY.
DON’T PURPLE UP YOU PROSE JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK IT’S NOT OKAY TO DO THESE THINGS BECAUSE IT IS
DON’T TAKE AWAY FROM YOUR PLOT TO MAKE ULTIMATELY UNIMPORTANT DETAILS OF YOUR NARRATION LOOK FLASHIER.
(via sarcasterisks)
(via jhonenstalker)
“Lilo Logic”
I DIDNT KNOW I WANTED THIS. CAN WE JUST SEND EVERY VILLIAN TO LILO??
(via shadowofthelamp)
Hey guys this is going to be a really long trip so if you wanted to, you know, suggest music (especially albums) or fanfics (especially feel-good ones) or regular books (especially not shitty ones) that would be super-dee-duper okay.
Plz come to me and gush about something you love because I trust all of ya’ll’s judgement.
<Prepares for week-long, international trip by uploading indulgent fanfics to Kindle instead of packing>
i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth
(via randommoosiness)
We work our fingers down to dust, and we wait for Kingdom Come with the radio on.
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